’Twas the month of the holidays across the Commonwealth,

We hope this year's primer finds you in good health.

 

While we have your attention,

Let us share some holiday wit,

Because most of the info we see on the interwebs is bull $%!t.

 

This is not legal advice per se,

More demystification to make readers say, “Yay!”

 

You can’t eliminate taxes with your LLC,

The IRS is watching

Just wait and see.

 

If you’re a parent who uses custody as leverage,

We suggest you chill out and have an adult beverage.

 

This year the market was trash.

Don’t rob a store;

There’s no need to act rash.

 

As we speed toward the new year, reflect on the past,

Do things that excite you and have a blast.

 

Next year we promise, no poems or rhymes,

To receive next year’s primer, we advise not doing the crimes.

 

In closing, we thank you for 5 years of holiday fun,

This isn’t the last primer,

We’ll continue our run.

 

So, happy holidays one and all,

Get yourself out there and have a ball.

 

*Disclaimer: this article is for informational purposes only. It is not providing legal advice. It does not create an attorney-client relationship.